Spider veins look like nets on legs, which can convince the appendages that they're butterflies or babies who kept crawling away. Free entangled gams with today's Groupon to Déjà Vu Skin & Vein Center in Newburgh. Choose between the following options:

• For $79, you get three PCA skin peels (up to a $285 value).
• For $179, you get two spider-vein-reduction sclerotherapy treatments for both legs (a $600 value). This Groupon does not include the cost of medical compression hose, which range from $77–$108 per pair.

Déjà Vu Skin & Vein Center's Dr. Clovis Manley, a board-certified phlebologist, leads a team of medical professionals in treatments that rejuvenate facial skin and banish spider veins from lower limbs. During the three PCA skin-peel treatments, visage revitalizers evict dead skin cells from their epidermal lounge chairs by applying a chemical substance to skin in four- to six-minute doses, which may improve dull or uneven skin color, reduce the appearance of large pores, and allow skin to absorb other skincare products more thoroughly. The PCA peel can be performed during a workday lunch hour or break from teaching parrots how to speak Latin. The outcomes of treatments may vary, but Dr. Manley recommends an average six sessions to achieve desired results.

For the second option, Dr. Manley consults with and examines the patient to rule out any deeper vein issues before facilitating the spider-vein-reduction sclerotherapy treatments. During the two virtually painless sessions, vein ousters inject both legs with a cobweb clearing substance that causes the offending veins to collapse and get reabsorbed into the body like Kool-Aid powder into a glass of fine wine. Patients need to don medical-grade compression hose afterward to assist with spider-vein shooing, and can return to normal activities immediately.

Though Déjà Vu Skin & Vein Center sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.