Unwanted hairs are like weeds that sprout on the garden of your body, and, just as when removing weeds, excess hair should be decimated with a laser. Vaporize rogue follicles with today's Groupon for laser hair removal at Dermacare Laser & Skin Care Clinic, with locations in San Diego and Carlsbad. Choose between the following options:

• For $99, you get five treatments on one small area (up to an $875 value). Click here to see available small service areas.
• For $189, you get five treatments on one large area (up to a $1,000 value). Click here to see available large service areas.
  
  

Dermacare owner Jeff Birchall, MD and his staff of friendly nurses and medical aestheticians wield a color-blind Cutera laser to permanently remove hair from most skin types. As the pulse of light zaps each unwanted strand at the root, a CoolGlide hand piece soothes skin with lowered temperatures and whispered recaps of professional golf tournaments. Some patients report a mild pinching or stinging sensation, though no local anesthesia or pain medication is typically required, and after the treatment, skin may be slightly red and swollen. Most areas require at least five treatments to fully banish hair, depending on its thickness, stage in the growth cycle, and favorite Addams Family character.

Inside Dermacare’s light-soaked offices, earth-toned walls bedecked with floral artwork soothe customers awaiting hair-removal services or throwing their hair a last-minute going-away party. Call ahead for appointments.