Every tool produces a distinctive sound—a hammer bangs against a nail, a drill hums as it spins, and a saw plays Jaws music as it approaches an unsuspecting 2"x4". Sneak-attack credulous lumber with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $70 worth of tools and hardware at Direct Tools Factory Outlet, valid in Monroe and Jeffersonville.

At Direct Tools Factory Outlet, power tools, outdoor equipment, and floor-care products flaunt the titles of major manufacturers such as Ryobi Power Tools, Homelite, and Hoover. Patrons can peruse the emporium's towering displays for discounted, reconditioned items, such as a Ryobi One+ right-angle drill ($55.99). Customers can liberate rugs from the remnants of a balding chia pet with a Dirt Devil pet hand vac ($39.99) or employ the rotating blades of a reconditioned electric saw ($44.99) to effortlessly cut wood for a tree house. Products at Direct Tools Factory Outlet carry a minimum one-year warranty, and knowledgeable staffers are available to answer questions and guide customers through the inventory like a Sherpa guiding lost travelers through the plotlines of M.A.S.H.

Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Direct Tools Factory Outlet a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.