Birds are a perceptive species, only fluttering through open windows to help dress the most radiant humans. Achieve a more pleasant aura with today's Groupon to Dolce Organic Salon in Strongsville. Choose between two options:

• For $22, you get an organic pedicure (a $45 value).
• For $22, you get an organic haircut, design, and blow dry (up to a $45 value; prices vary depending on hair length).

The only fully organic salon in northeast Ohio, Dolce Organic Salon uses certified organic products that are non-harmful to bodies and the environment. In the one-hour organic pedicure, a foot massage with moisturizing lotion puts tired feet into a relaxation coma, preventing them from panicking when immersed in the soothing whirlpool footbaths.

After being buffeted by the warm currents and bubbles, feet are removed so toenails can be lacquered with fully organic polish, free of harmful chemicals like DBP, formaldehyde, toluene, and the liquid that oozes out of rotten pumpkins. French tips are available for an additional $8.

Those looking to resculpt cranial fur can avail themselves of a haircut, which includes a design consultation with Dolce's stylists to determine a face-framing hair plan. Like the rest of the salon, only earth-friendly products are used to get hair into cutting condition, eschewing Venus-friendly shampoos and conditioners and sparing follicle fruit the damaging effects of harsh chemicals and unhealthy enzymes.