Giving yourself a back massage is impossible, much like keeping your eyes open while sneezing or reading an entire book. Give spines a rest with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get a 55-minute Swedish massage (an $80 value) and a 40-minute spa therapeutic pedicure (a $40 value) at Dolphin Court Salon and Day Spa (a $120 total value).

At Dolphin Court Salon and Day Spa, massage therapists unwind knots and relax bodies riddled with tension with Swedish-massage modalities. The popular bodywork therapy utilizes long, continuous strokes to stimulate circulation on the surface of the skin and firmer force to compress and relieve underlying musculature, shedding stress like a streaking snake. A spa manicure lavishes attention on fingers by cleaning out cuticles, trimming and polishing nails, and softening mitts with a smoothing hand treatment.