Teeth are the bouncers of the mouth, making sure that overcooked broccoli and guys in tracksuits stay behind the velvety red-lip ropes. Preserve your party protectors with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a teeth cleaning, exam, and x-rays at Dr. Bezik Periodontics & Implant Dentistry (a $294 value) in Fairfax.

Dr. Bezik's friendly, attentive staff prioritizes patient comfort and well being. The oral exam will include a thorough scrub behind teeth's comically large ears, an initial consultation, digital x-rays, and a comprehensive oral evaluation. Examinees also get an advance explanation of the digital x-ray process: a quick, high-tech procedure that limits exposure to radiation and the technician's vaudeville act. Dr. Jaklin Bezik boasts 17 years of mouth-tending experience, and she carefully cultivates her enameled body of knowledge with continuing education to stay up to date on the latest periodontal technology.

Ease dentist anxiety by taking an online office tour to familiarize yourself with the office's many secret chambers and vast, tooth-tiled promenades. Translation is available for tongues that speak Spanish, Portuguese, Armenian, and Persian.