Without healthy feet, humans are unable to perform the most potent of their mating displays: the Hokey Pokey. Put your healthy foot in with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $1,999 for bunion removal for one foot (an $8,000 value)
• $3,799 for bunion removal for both feet (a $16,000 value)<p>

The initial visit includes a pre-op examination with x-rays to determine the appropriate treatment. Subsequently, during the scheduled procedure, patients receive a local anesthetic; Groupon holders can upgrade to a general anesthetic provided by a board-certified anesthesiologist for an additional $300. After the surgical procedure, a provided car chauffeurs the patient home and the bunion to an island resort. All the visits, x-rays, and medical supplies are covered by this Groupon. Patients return to the office twice a week for the first four weeks for routine checkups, then once a week for up to 12 weeks to ensure proper healing.<p>