Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Divert nature's course with today's Groupon to Dr. Earl Minuk's SkinClinic & Laser Centre, with locations in Winnipeg and St. Vital. Choose between the following options:

For $147, you get a skincare package (up to a $295 total value) that includes:
• 10 units of Botox (up to a $120 value)
One microdermabrasion treatment (a $175 value) For $285, you get a skincare package (up to a $590 total value) that includes:
• 20 units of Botox (up to a $240 value)
Two microdermabrasion treatments (a $350 value)

Dermatologist Dr. Minuk, winner of several Consumer Choice Awards, and his experienced staff vanquish the appearance of aging with noninvasive procedures. Botox treatments take about 10 minutes and smooth out wrinkles via injections containing a natural, purified protein that yields quick results. Crow's feet and other fine lines keep themselves at bay for 3–5 months, and little-to-no downtime means that patients can stop in to service their faces during their lunch hours or between pie-eating contests.

A 15- to 20-minute Parisian Peel microdermabrasion utilizes aluminum oxide crystals to gently lift away the outer layer of dead skin cells. Skin specialists then apply a hydrating cream to replenish the face and add visual effect to impulsive Phantom of the Opera aria performances. Each procedure can treat sun damage, enlarged pores, blackheads, and melasma, though best results are visible after a series of six or more treatments.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.