Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, today's deal cleans up your garments: for $25, you get $50 worth of dry-cleaning and laundry services at Drake Cleaners in Midtown. Buy up to two of today's Groupon and double your laundry load.

With a veritable cornucopia of laundry-related services at its disposal, Drake Cleaners will get your garments in running order, whether you're dealing with severe stains, soiled leather, or presumptuous hemlines. Dry cleaning is available for every article imaginable, from pants and shirts ($6.85 each) to sweaters ($7.25), afghans ($15.50), and suede or leather coats ($30+). Get cloth laundered in the traditional, wet manner, including including laundry shirts ($2.85), pants and jeans ($6.85), lab coats ($7), and tablecloths ($15.50+). Drake also specializes in stain removal, with a notable stain-related guarantee of "see spot, see spot go." An entire alteration department is also available to handle everything from the smallest button replacements to the largest rococo-gown rescaling. Call for adjustment prices and turnaround times, and be sure to mention your Groupon.

Drake has been cleaning, adjusting, and darning the duds of Memphis-area residents since 1917. The local cleaner adopts a neighborhood-first attitude, which, with a staff of friendly laundry experts, ensures customer satisfaction. All of the work is done on the premises, including suede and leather cleaning, which makes for quick turnaround times and fewer garments escaping from the backs of trucks and disappearing forever into the wild.