Like home insulation, cellulite keeps in heat and looks better when coated in a smooth panel of drywall. Smooth unsightly skin with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get three lipo laser treatments at Dream Body Lipo Laser in North Las Vegas (a $600 value).

Dream Body blasts fat cells with YOLO Curve LipoLaser technology to refine body contours and reduce unsightly cellulite. During each 20- to 30-minute noninvasive procedure, concentrated light permeates an insulated region—such as the chin, waist, abs, back, thighs, or arms—reaching the subcutaneous fat layer to release fatty acids and triglycerides. A subsequent 10 minutes on a vibration platform aims to mimic the effects of an hour-long workout. The vibration machine stimulates bodily functions, burning the released fat stores and expelling them through the body's natural excretory processes or prepaid ground shipping. Due to its nonsurgical nature, lipo laser incurs zero discomfort, downtime, or need to make peace with your appendix, and clients may notice visual results from just one treatment.