Clothes make the man, just as monocles make the millionaire and swimming pools full of monocles make the billionaire. Keep garments in tip-top shape with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of dry cleaning and laundry services from The Dry Cleaning Factory, valid only for pickup and drop-off in the downtown Miami and Brickell areas.

The Dry Cleaning Factory spic-and-spans cruddy duds via eco-friendly dry cleaning and laundry services, with free pickup and delivery in three-days time. Attire experts can gently tend to a variety of clothing, purging stains and odors from blouses ($3.99+), pants ($4.75+), and two-piece suits ($9.99+) with a cleansing drier than a pot of petrified raisins. Alternatively, customers can gussy up shirts ($2.25+), skirts ($3.99+), and jackets ($4.99+) sullied by burst pens and tossed cocktails. Customers can surrender soiled tablecloths to The Dry Cleaning Factory’s crack cleansers, who can also de-grime area rugs or suction tears of joy from wedding gowns before sealing them in a keepsake pendant.

Though The Dry Cleaning Factory sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.