When it comes to man's best friend, most men prefer a car to a dog, as cars are not only less likely to soil the couch, but also make for better transportation on a date. Keep your best friend well groomed with today's Groupon: for $18, you get one The Best car wash at Eager Beaver Car Wash (a $36.99 value). Choose from one of four locations—Fort Myers, Venice, or South Tamiami Trail or South Beneva Road in Sarasota.

Eager Beaver Car Wash's The Best service pampers transporters with an approximately 30-minute shine-restoring exterior wash and detailed interior degunking. Car caretakers ensure that carriages are cleaned from their hard exoskeletons to soft underbellies to mate-attracting rims before interior vacuuming and dusting removes all remnants of Cheerios explosions and land barnacles. Dashboard, console, door, and cup-holder conditioning returns auto interiors to a fresh-picked state, and windshields lose bug and dirt debris before welcoming a visibility-boosting treatment. After a tire shine matches trundling rubber to trendy patent-leather streets, a team of wash techs gives autos a final double-bond protectant and soft-cloth rubdown, assuring all the essential oils get absorbed into their thick skins. The Best car wash comes with a five-day exterior guarantee with a receipt, so cars found playing in motor oil can be hauled back for a free second wash.

Though Eager Beaver Car Wash offers discounts via email for customers who provide that information, this Groupon is the best option requiring no further commitment from buyers.