Without hair, humans would be unable to keep their thoughts from escaping through the scalp and running away to join the circus. Keep your Internet passwords safe from enterprising acrobats with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $55 worth of hair-enhancing services at Eclips Salon and Suites with junior stylist Josalyn Deurmier. Your Groupon’s value must be used in a single visit.

The locally owned Eclips Salon offers several different services with which to tame, shape, and do up your updo: a cut ($16+), color ($45+), and style ($15+). Once you’ve made your selections, make an appointment with junior stylist Josalyn Deurmier, a hair shaman who knows how to snip, dye, and charm the most distraught bristles, frizzies, and Medusa head-snakes. She senses your innermost hair-yearnings, then directs her careful scissors in tune with your thoughts and dreams, letting her creative forces flow wildly onto your scalp for a haircut that revolutionizes the way you look in the mirror—inside and out. Afterward, in the streets, you might find that your magnificent mane busts the binds of its bowler hat and leaps into sunshine, dappling the dark alleyways of careless coiffeurs.

A youthful-looking head often translates into a youthful strut and a plethora of compliments from friends, strangers, and the insides of Mexican-wrestler masks. Call ahead to book an appointment with Josalyn during Eclips’s flexible hours Monday through Saturday.