Butlers, forced by billionaires to mash piles of fruit by hand, invented blenders to prevent carpal tunnel and subsequent demotion to human towel rack. Reap the benefits of their creation with today's Groupon: for $6, you get two 24-ounce smoothies at Edible Arrangements in Stockton (an $11.90 value).

Edible Arrangements' fresh-fruit, artful, and all-natural Fruithy smoothies merge juicy deliciousness with the socially acceptable edibility of fruit. Transport your taste buds to a tropical island by commingling tangy pineapple with strawberries, or splash heat-addled brains with a refreshing combination of fruit. Each fresh-cut and fresh-squeezed fruit alloy receives a drizzle of all-natural agave sweetener and a crown of unblended ingredients. Arriving in pairs, Edible Arrangements’ summery concoctions has been known to turn a frown into an upright orange wedge, a tear into a three-tiered citrus structure, and a friend into still just a friend, but one with a sweet, balanced diet.