Cookies complement a glass of milk the way a fine cheese complements a glass of wine or a Hot Pocket complements a glass of bitter tears. Dine on delectable dairy sponges with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of cookies at Eileen's Colossal Cookies in Omaha.

Eileen's Colossal Cookies sates the hungry taste buds of dessert-deprived patrons with an extensive cookie collection. Avoid the embarrassment of an empty cookie jar by stuffing it with baked disks ($4.75 per dozen) available in 15 flavors, including chocolate chip, peanut butter, snickerdoodle, oatmeal raisin, and double chocolate-chocolate-chip walnut, which is designed to satisfy double-strength cocoa cravings. Baking aficionados can bring home a three-pound tub of dough-to-go ($8.50) and cheer as Eileen's colossal parcels come to chewy, delectable life within the confines of a home oven.

Decorated morsels ($1 for 3" cookie, $3.50 for 6" cookie) celebrate an upcoming birthday, graduation, or camping trip, while a 14", or heart-shaped, decorated cookie ($15) says, "I Love You" to an unsuspecting mail carrier.