Elementary school taught us that the backbone is connected to the neck bone, but it neglected to inform us that both are connected to our ability to cry. Get your head on straight with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a wellness checkup, a chiropractic adjustment, a 30-minute chiropractic massage, and an ionic detox foot bath at El Paso Affordable Chiropractic (up to a $98 value).

Doctor of chiropractic W.C. LaRock aligns, adjusts, and heals the body of bone-related aches with skillful precision and more than 30 years of experience. During the wellness checkup, Dr. LaRock may implement a chiropractic evaluation, reflex assessments, and orthopedic testing to help decode the mysteries of columnar discomfort and the popularity of sleeping on Dan Brown novels. Once completed, Dr. LaRock will advise clients on the corrective measures to take. The chiropractic adjustment can help relieve pressure on joints, and the chiropractic massage will target specific muscles to relieve pain and aid in the correction of spinal misalignments caused by crowd surfing at piano recitals. Meanwhile, the ionic detox foot bath completes the restorative suite by aiming to draw toxins out of the body. El Paso Affordable Chiropractic offers convenient hours on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.