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$19 for an Express Haircut and Hand Detail ($45 Value)

Customers sip on a complimentary beverage throughout the 45-minute pampering session, as deft stylists treat scalps to a wash, cut, and style. A hot towel and face toner soothes mugs, and an exfoliating hand massage, paraffin-wax dip, and nail trim and buff prep mitts for a date with a fortuneteller.

Elephant In The Room Men's Grooming Lounge

Inside Elephant In The Room, wooden floors and slate-gray walls pave the way through an elegant, modern man-cave, leading to a room of big cushy black chairs, wooden tables, and floor-to-ceiling mirrors. As customers sip on complimentary beverages, expert stylists sling essential oils across scalps, slather skin with all-natural Joe grooming products, and primp and preen hands. The club also hosts private bachelor parties and events and gives loyal lounge lizards access to monthly grooming memberships, complete with unlimited haircuts, 10% off products, and regularly scheduled french-braiding tutorials.