Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science. For $10, you get $25 worth of dry cleaning and laundering services at Elite Cleaners, which has convenient locations on Minnehaha Avenue and in Loretto. You can also use your Groupon for tanning at the Loretto location's tanning bed.

For more than 58 years, the lovable, lawful launderers at Elite Cleaners have churned out crisp collars and shiny civvies in a tidy, punctual manner. Each of their two comfy, clean storefronts features easy drive-up parking, allowing you to quickly drop off bratty apparel like a shirt ($2.99–$3.99 laundered, $6.99 dry-cleaned), pants ($6.99 dry-cleaned), full suit ($13.98 dry-cleaned), or full dress ($13.98 dry-cleaned) for watchful garb-sitting with your choice of timely services, which include expedited one-hour or same-day jobs. You can further enhance your tidy exterior glow with the tanning service, which marinates corpuses at the Loretto location.

Staffed by a knowledgeable faction of invested vestment veterans, Elite Cleaners garners praise from customers about its friendly and timely service. Operating with a firm position on sharp-looking communities and the belief that radiant, crisp apparel attracts a bull-market economy, last year the generous owners donated thousands in free dry-cleaning to unemployed locals.

Reviews

Reviews are limited, but the Minnehaha Avenue location for Elite Cleaners gets an average of four stars from five Insider Pages reviewers.

• I bring mostly dress shirts in, and they have never wrinkled a collar. – Dan K.
• The location is convenient, the parking is ample. The staff is very knowledgeable and friendly. – Donald C.
• Their store front [sic] is unassuming, but the service is wonderful and affordable. – Alicia L.