Throwing parties, like taking showers or making ice cubes, is more successful when incorporating water. Make a social splash with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a two-hour children’s pool party at Emler Swim School (a $300 value). This Groupon is valid at the locations in Frisco, Plano, Preston Forest, Southlake, and two locations in Austin: Anderson Mill and Westlake.

With indoor pools heated to 90 degrees, Emler Swim School floats the perfect year-round climate for kid-friendly festivities. Celebrate achievements aqueous or otherwise with a pool party, during which parents can cuddle poolside chairs while two certified lifeguards and an attentive ceiling oversee schools of swimming kid-koi for 75 minutes. Upon acquisition of prune-fingers, swimmers can stabilize soggy appendages for 45 minutes in a private party room and quell worked-up appetites with any refreshments party hosts may choose to bring along. Each of Emler’s locations accommodates up to 30 people, and the staff will send out invitations for all guests in Morse code via lifeguard whistle.