Mankind's ability to climb and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today's Groupon to Escalade Rock Climbing Gym in Kennesaw. Choose between the following options:

• For $9, you get a day pass, shoe and harness rental, and a belay device (up to a $26 value).
• For $35, you get a one-month membership (a $70 value), which includes unlimited climbing during normal hours, guest passes for first-time climbers, and 10% off merchandise at the pro shop.

Escalade Rock Climbing Gym houses a variety of walls and structures for many types and levels of climbing. Beginners can get a feel for conquering cliffs on a rappel tower or a 30-foot chimney climb. A two-story setup for bouldering, or harness-free climbing, facilitates 80 feet of rooftop exploration, while two angle-wall slabs provide sport for the most gravity-defiant rappellers. To ensure the safety of all climbers, a uniquely secure impact-resistant, padded flex floor blankets the ground below. Children can also enjoy a safe climbing experience on a playground that features a slide, tunnel, and oxygen made of candy.