Dirty clothes are traditionally worn by rock stars, misunderstood mud monsters, and royals posing as regular people outside of the tall, castle walls. Embrace social and sanitizational norms with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $60 worth of walk-in or pick-up and delivery dry cleaning and laundry, including a complimentary laundry bag, from Esteem Cleaners. This Pasadena-based clean team services the following areas on Tuesdays and Fridays: Pasadena, South Pasadena, San Marino, Arcadia, and Monrovia. On Mondays and Thursdays, Esteem services Arcadia and San Gabriel.

Esteem Cleaners spans the filthy, grimy spectrum of stain-busting services, annihilating unwanted mustard accents, red-wine tints, and other chromatic garment-hikers. De-grimify and dry clean a manly or womanly two-piece suit (starting at $15.90), pair of trousers (starting at $6.95), or blouse (starting at $6.95). Launder soiled shirts back into usable fashion currency (starting at $3.25), and press away the casually rumpled look with the hot, crisp lines of ironing or pressing ($1.20–$8.50). Esteem can take the stresses, woes, and unsightly splotches out of specialty fabrics as well—cashmere sweaters ($11.33) and suedestuffs ($45–$75) can be carefully and punctually dry-cleaned.

Pick-up and delivery are complimentary, but customers can choose to redeem their Groupons in-store.