Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Keep the inevitable at bay with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal sessions plus a $15 gift card for a later visit to Eternal Wellness Medspa in McAllen (up to a $715 total value). Valid treatment areas include the upper lip, chin, sideburn area, fingers, toes, underarms, or bikini line.

CEO of Eternal Wellness Medspa Sonia Salkinder is committed to making lasting changes to her clients' bone coverings using medical-grade techniques. Aestheticians take advantage of advanced elos laser hair-removal technology to gradually decimate follicular populations. Six 30-minute sessions—total time depends on the treated area—scheduled four to six weeks apart, expedite silkier epidermises without upsetting sensitive regions, packing away redundant hairs for good and donating them to efforts to save the endangered naked reindeer. The $15 gift card can be used on a return visit for supplements and products or toward any of Eternal Wellness's panoply of holistic wellness treatments.

With soothing, light-green walls in the lobby and simple, modern artwork decorating the space, the med spa provides guests with a level of relaxation deeper than the part of the ocean where sea creatures have built-in lights on their heads. Each room has hardwood floors and marble countertops, creating a clean and professional atmosphere ripe for return visits.