Faces, like potatoes, must be scrubbed and buffed to clear away excess dirt, remove dry skin, and prevent the emergence of extra eyes. Buff away unsightly blemishes with today’s Groupon: for $42, you get a custom facial at Euro Med Spa (up to an $85 value). Today’s Groupon is valid for one of the following facials:

• European facial
• Express facial
• Berry deep-enzyme peel
• Clarifying facial treatment
• Revitalizing facial
• Gentlemen’s skin treatment
• Stone facial
  
  

Led by board-certified physician Dr. Iqbal, Euro Med Spa’s experienced staff pampers human emoticons with beauty-enhancing masks and soothing massages during seven different facials. Specialists begin the European facial by cleansing pores with a Clarisonic brush, then apply detoxifying mud masks to moisturize the skin and prepare for masquerades hosted by former mud wrestlers. Technicians slather busy visages with concentrated masks, firming eye creams, and hippophae oil during the express facial, and slow the aging process with antioxidants during the berry deep-enzyme peel. Clarifying facial treatments target acne and dull complexions with a 20% salicylic-acid blend of cherry extract, and revitalizing facials steam-clean skin and replenish nutrients with a hydrating B5 gel and bowls of pore-size Wheaties.

Alternatively, during the gentlemen’s skin treatment, specialists use PCA skincare products designed specifically for men to cleanse and exfoliate pores, then soothe stressed visages with pressure-point or warm-stone facial massages. Humans of all types can enjoy relaxing stone facials, which work to boost circulation and improve skin elasticity as warm basalt stones drive treatment serums deeper into the skin. All facials require approximately 60 minutes—just enough time to recite a memorable episode of 60 Minutes from memory.