Physical strength is essential to tasks of nearly every variety, from lifting trucks off injured puppies to lifting injured puppies off shiny silver dollars. Bolster your puppy-lifting powers with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a training package that includes a one-month unlimited membership (a $20 value), two personal training sessions (a $100 value), four cardio classes (a $60 value), a 30-minute introduction to Muscle Activation Therapy (a $42.50 value), your choice of one of three 45-minute massages (a $45 value), and two weeks of unlimited Hatha yoga classes at Evolve Personal Fitness and Gym (a $297.50 total value).

Evolve Personal Fitness and Gym trains, educates, and rehabilitates athletes of any level with custom personal training sessions, a 3,500-square-foot gym, and comprehensive fitness classes. A squadron of certified trainers stands poised to assist clients in meeting personal goals and sculpting the firmer, leaner bodies required to squeeze through modern air ducts. Supplement the personal carcass care with fun and diverse cardio classes and beginner-level Hatha yoga, and nurture needy muscles with a 30-minute intro to Muscle Activation Therapy (MAT). A choice of a Swedish, or deep-tissue, or sports massage helps fatigued physiques recover and relax even more effectively than a nap in an antigravity hammock.

Evolve swaddles sweaters in the comfortable atmosphere and scenic natural surroundings of its South Austin locale. The newly remodeled, upscale exercise edifice features ample natural light, a shaded wooden deck, and no TVs, allowing muscles to concentrate on the tasks at hand rather than pondering the feasibility of a Leave It to Beaver Broadway musical adaptation.