The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a full-service oil change with a tire rotation at Express Oil Change & Service Center (a $58.98 value). Choose from the following locations: Horn Lake, Lakeland, Cordova, and on Covington Pike, Dromedary Drive, Riverdale Road, and Winchester Road in Memphis.

The experienced technicians at Express Oil Change reanimate sluggish cars with invigorating doses of lubricating oil, safety inspections, and tire rotations. During the full-service oil change, mechanics spoon-feed cars up to 5 quarts of conventional oil to keep them purring like kittens in a yarn factory. Afterward, the motor medics swap filters, restore emptied fluids, and examine the vehicle's belts, steering, and suspension. Capable hands then validate the illuminative abilities of headlights, turn signals, and brake lights through thorough inspections.

A full-service garage, Express Oil Change maintains and repairs all facets of car functioning. In addition to their oil change, Groupon users will also receive 10% off any mechanical work on the day of redemption, which they can use toward battery replacement, brake services, or "Dukakis For President" bumper-sticker removal.