Aside from wearing boldly lettered sandwich boards, the human body communicates most clearly and efficiently through its feelers and its eyebrows. Today's Groupon gives eyebrows the customization they seek: for $10, you get two eyebrow threadings at Exquisite Threading in the Saint Louis Galleria Mall (a $22 value).

Exquisite Threading's eyebrow-fashioning operation is led by a team of certified threaders plying their art in a soothing environment. Brow bearers seeking a refined look recline in the studio's comfy chairs as expert weavers adroitly lasso loitering hairs, expelling them at the root. A natural and chemical-free treatment, threading spares patrons much of the discomfort, swelling, and redness of waxing. After the shaping session, clients leave with a set of suave eyebrows to suit their countenance, making for crisper smiles and frowns less prone to getting stuck upside down. A second treatment after three to four weeks keeps disciplined forethreads in line.

Exquisite Threading's waiting area is furnished with plush sofa chairs and a bank of windows looking out on the Saint Louis Galleria Mall. The spacious studio evokes the brow's newfound breathability with its expanse of richly grained wooden floors and pale-yellow walls echoing follicular sighs of relief.