WRITEUP: Unlike getting a tan outside, spray tanning doesn't require building a base coat or viewing the sun's endless collection of Oort-cloud-vacation slides. Savor your solar solitude with today's Groupon to Extreme Tans in Canal Winchester. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get one airbrush tanning session (a $40 value).
For $25, you get $50 worth of UV tanning.

The body-bronzing gadgets at Extreme Tans tint epidermises with a splash of sun-smooched color. Tanners can opt for the UV-free airbrush tan to daydream about Helios’s sabbaticals on the sun as the Fantasy Tan spray-dances across the skin, creating an even tan in 20 minutes. With seven different skin-brightening solutions, the spray is customized to each skin type and tone, leaving bodies ready for head-turning sidewalk struts.

The epidermis-enlivening studio also proffers an array of UV tanning beds, including the premium bed ($8.50 for one session, $26 for five sessions), which houses 26 body lamps and eight specialized facial lamps. Forty 170-watt lamps power the super-class bed ($10.50 for one session, $36.50 for five sessions), and 54 body lamps flood bronzers with UV in the standup super-sonic booth ($16 for one session, $66 for five sessions).