Aside from wearing boldly lettered sandwich boards, the human body communicates most clearly and efficiently through its feelers and its eyebrows. Today's Groupon gives eyebrows the customization they seek: for $10, you get $20 worth of eyebrow threading at Eyebrow Threading With Rani, located in the Cathedral Heights/Embassy Row neighborhood.

Eyebrow Threading With Rani is an independent salon where the ancient art of threading is offered an expertly crafted seat in the modern world. Working only with a deftly maneuvered cotton thread, Rani twists and rolls the strand along clients' skin to capture renegade hairs and gently tug them up—roots, branches, breadfruit, spider monkeys, and all—causing less pain and none of the irritations commonly experienced during waxing treatments. The 15-minute process points clients toward a speedy eyebrow reshaping, and has been a trusted practice ever since ancients in the Far East discovered that well-shaped brows could stun enemies in battle with the slightest of scowls.