Many consider glasses to be an indication of wisdom and affluence, making penny counterfeiters and dollhouse electricians the most respected members of upper-crust society. Join the sharp-eyed elite with today's Groupon: for $50, you get an eye examination (a $49.95 value) and $150 worth of eyewear at Eyeland Optical Centers. This Groupon is valid at all 12 Eyeland Optical Centers locations.

Eyeland Optical Centers pampers and attires weary peepers with a selection of hundreds of stylish frames and care from veteran doctors skilled in vision correction. During the initial eye exam, patients receive a glaucoma screening and thorough retinal diagnostics before filling out a long-distance word search to assesses the need for vision correction. Ambitious oculi are then introduced to the plethora of frame styles, including designs by Guess, Ellen Tracy, Nicole Miller, and more ($49.95–$226.95). Opticians then fill the hollow settings with customized lenses made from scratch-resistant, light-sensitive, or lactose-intolerant materials to complete the sight-heightening specs. Basic single vision lenses generally start at $76.95, with higher costs for specialty lenses.

Since 1875, Eyeland Optical has helped to maintain clear vision by offering free frame adjustments and simple repairs for off-kilter eyewear. Each location houses an in-store lab to perform emergency mends and provide same-day service, protecting demi-blind individuals from one-sided romances with human-shaped ficus trees.