If sports mascots fail to reach their team-spirit quotas, they are forced to spend a night locked in a closet with their representative animal. Prevent needless wildcat maulings and cardinal pecks with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of merchandise at Fan Outfitters. This Groupon can be redeemed at the Tates Creek, Hamburg, or Louisville location.

Fan Outfitters carries the latest team gear for the University of Kentucky Wildcats and the University of Louisville Cardinals. But, unlike Switzerland during the 1952 World Series, they maintain neutrality while supplying rivals with spirit-boosting gear. Untamed Wildcats can clothe their claws in blue Nike logo tees ($18), while Adidas devotees will have opponents seeing red as they display their Cardinal pride in T-shirt form ($20) or conceal their coifs in crimson men’s and women’s hoodies ($45–$65). Even freshly hatched fans can pledge their allegiance with kiddie-size Cardinal or Wildcat clothing ($7.99–$39.99). Coach Calz crazy bandz ($5.99) bring blue and red rivals together for a common cause, with $1 from every pack sold going to the Calipari Family Foundation for Children.