Weight loss is a science, which is why the most effective treadmills are made from pages of old Gray's Anatomy textbooks. Flip to a new fitness regimen with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a one-month weight-loss program from FirstCoast MD (a $200 value). The program includes an initial physician consultation, prescription for adipex-phentermine, four B12 injections with Lipoblaster, and a custom diet and exercise plan with weekly consultations.

FirstCoast MD's trained medical staff paves the road to slimmer selves with supervised weight-loss plans enhanced by educational tips on healthy-lifestyle habits. The custom weight-loss program commences with an initial doctor's visit to record body measurements and determine if patients can benefit from an individualized regimen. If physiques are given the go-ahead, the doc will prescribe the FDA-approved medication adipex-phentermine, which is designed to suppress appetite and shrink bone padding, helping to mold a silhouette that is smoother and shapelier than a freshly zamboni-ed ice sculpture of Rodin's The Thinker . LipoBlaster or vitamin B12 lipotropic shots will be deployed into the epidermis over the course of four weeks to kick-start the metabolism and decongest the liver, while a tailored diet-and-exercise game plan cheers clients on during each of their four weekly sessions. FirstCoast MD provides follow-up visits to new clients for $75 after the four weeks.

Although FirstCoast MD offers a three-month weight-loss program online, this Groupon offers more weekly visits and LipoBlaster injections and is still the best deal available.