Bodies that are properly cared for perform better, which explains why most Olympic records are held by reanimated mummies. Go for the pharaoh’s gold with today’s Groupon: for $89, you get a one-month medical weight-loss program at FirstCoast MD (a $233 total value). Weight-loss programs include:

• Initial consultation with diet and exercise plan (a $75 value)
• Elite appetite suppressant (pill or patch) (a $50 value)
• Four B12 injections (a $48 value)
• GX-99 cellulite treatment (a $60 value)
• Diet log
• Weekly body analysis<p>

FirstCoast MD’s medical professionals help clients slim down with appetite-suppressing medical weight-loss programs. Patients arrive for a medical screening to determine their current health condition and to document their body measurements, which are used to tailor a diet and exercise plan to their needs and sweat-band capacities.

The weight-loss journey commences with a supply of the appetite-suppressing Elite appetite patches or pills, and selecting the appropriate pants to model in the “after” picture. Following the initial consultation, clients stop by weekly for one-on-one feedback with the weight-loss specialists and energy-boosting B12 injections to assist in breaking up stubborn excess fat. A cellulite-blasting GX-99 treatment then smoothes out dimpled skin as applicators conform to body curves, stimulating circulation and gently stretching connective fibers while massaging the tissues beneath.

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.