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If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your hair is the tunnel to your mind. Keep your mind-matter from escaping with today's hair-taming Groupon. For $19, you get two Floyd's Cut haircuts at Floyd’s 99 Barbershop, a $38 value. This traditional barbershop with modern rock flare is about 13 miles to the west of Baltimore in Ellicott City.

Like an ivy garden or a maze full of edges, the male head is a mess of tufts and waves that requires taming with scissors and clippers. Today’s deal combines a Floyd's cut with another Floyd's cut to remind the world that you are not a mass of sprouts, curls, and raspberry jam: you are the master of your countenance. A Floyd's cut is a basic reshaping that is both simple and popular, like any viral video. Complex Fabio layering is kicked to the curb in favor of a simple yet effective multi-clipper and scissor assault. Your bold, no-nonsense haircut will change the way you look and feel as you effortlessly button your blazer with one hand and slice though bagels with samurai precision. Each styling finishes up with a complimentary neck massage and straight-razor neck shave.

The O’Brien brothers opened a barbershop that melds old school and new school. With hours from 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. on weekdays, 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. Saturdays, and 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sundays, you can launch your dominance over your hair on your own schedule. You can walk in or call in advance, though booking ahead of time is recommended. Look your best when you meet your cousin's kitten this spring break, or help your boyfriend spruce up his image before he meets your parents.

Valid at Ellicott City location only. Both Floyd's cuts must be redeemed by the same person.

Reviews

Yelpers give Floyd's Ellicott City location a solid 3.5 stars, saying:

• This traditional barber shop [sic] in a not so traditional setting has a trendy flare to it. Barbers with personality to match the alt-music style paintings on the walls…even the basic hair cut comes with a hot lather shave for the back of your neck and a massage – Jeff C.