If the game Monopoly taught us anything, it’s that owning a car is a responsibility equal to that of owning a dog (or a thimble) and that free parking is something that happens to other people. Leave autos in the care of an able sitter with today’s Groupon from Fly Away Airport Parking Services. Choose from the following options:

• For $20, you get three days of valet parking plus airport shuttle services (up to a $42.42 value).
• For $46, you get seven days of valet parking plus airport shuttle services (up to a $98.98 value).
• For $66, you get 10 days of valet parking plus airport shuttle services (up to a $141.40 value).
  
  

All pricing includes taxes and the required fuel surcharge.

Located minutes away from the terminal, Fly Away Airport Parking expedites the flying process with shuttles leaving every 5–6 minutes. After valet parking your ride, helpful auto handlers will load luggage onto courtesy shuttles before whisking travelers off to the tarmac. Boasting 24-hour shuttle service, Fly Away attendants will pick up returning passengers from ground transportation and shuttle guests back into the oily embrace of homesick sedans. Auto owners can vacation with ease knowing roadsters are at rest in a fully fenced and well-lit holding facility that’s staffed 24/7. Surveillance cameras will be on hand to monitor roadsters, ensuring they floss their grills each night and drink a warm glass of carnauba wax to help them get to sleep. Though not part of today’s deal, Fly Away Airport Parking can also wash and detail road ponies during their stay.

Though Fly Away Airport Parking Services offers a military discount and features discounted prices online, this Groupon still represents the best deal available for most individuals.