Though pearl prospecting is a lucrative labor, scooping sand is tough on delicate finger and toe diggers. Today's Groupon soothes scraggy digits: for $28, you get a mani-pedi at Fontainebleau Nail & Spa (a $56 value, tax included) on the Upper West Side. The bivalves of the coast will plotz in their shells when they hear tales of your perfectly pampered keratin.

Once you're escorted through Fontainebleau's immaculately upscale spa and are seated in a sleek throne worthy of a Federation starship bridge, the spa's adept emery boarders will treat your tootsies to a no-nonsense manicure and pedicure that clips, trims, shapes, and buffs nails to a super-shiny sheen. They'll also clean up the act of wayward cuticles and soothe angered skin with offerings of moisturizer, massages, supplications, and the sacrifice of a 1983 Buick Skylark.

Perfectly maintained fingernails, toenails, and elbownails are an important part of putting forth a professional image, whether the profession in question be high-powered executive, low-powered vacuum attachment, or barehanded slap fighter. Get your coin flippers and husband gougers back in pristine condition with today's Groupon to Fontainebleau Nail & Spa.

Reviews

Fontainebleau Nail & Spa does not have many reviews, but four Yelpers give it a five-star rating.

• Fantastic customer service. Quiet and almost serene. They did a terrific job. – Leah G.
• Very relaxing environment. Really enjoyed myself. – caryn e.