Like improperly maintained landing gear, sore feet are known to break off when they make contact with the ground, sending the detached body of the apparatus skidding into a cornfield. Touch down safely with today's Groupon to Foot Solutions in Roswell. Choose between two options:

• For $49, you get $100 toward supportive footwear.
• For $180, you get a pair of custom orthotic insoles (a $400 value).

Foot Solutions conducts in-depth personal evaluations to help the podiatrically-pained find the right footgear to sedate their barking dogs. Through a comprehensive exam that employs an advanced digital foot-mapping technique, staffers can determine the causes of foot pain and then use the results to produce custom orthotic insoles for relief. Insert-phobic feet can skip orthotics and find a cozy new home in a pair of Finn Comforts ($195–$385) or one of 2,700 different styles by Gabor ($140–$355), finally ditching the bewildered old woman with whom they'd been previously forced to live.