Perspiration gets mischievous when cooped up inside the body, acting out by drenching armpits on first dates and disguising itself as tears during job interviews. Release disgruntled body water with today's Groupon: for $44, you get three months of fitness-center access, tanning, and one personal-training session at Four Star Fitness on North May Avenue (a $127 value).

Four Star Fitness boasts a plethora of high-end equipment and calorie-busting classes. Take a virtual tour of the clean facility to see what awaits musculoskeletons before stepping in the building for a one-hour personal-training session. An in-house certified trainer acquaints any aspiring athlete with equipment and creates personalized workouts using muscle-managing magic.

Gym-goers can partake in a multitude of classes, including Zumba, spin, and cardio cinema, which screens videos of nature trails to whet appetites for three-course granola dinners. Four Star Fitness also treats members to free tanning services, ensuring jocks stay bronzed, buff, and totally rad.