This is no ordinary Groupon, it's a Freeon! That means we're giving away the Groupon for free. Just sign up, and as long as 20 people join, you'll get a coupon for $10 off any Holiday Meal Order of $29 or more at Whole Foods Market. You need to place your Holiday Order before 12/21, & you have to pick it up before 12/24, & it has to be at a Midwest Whole Foods Market location, but you can do that, right?

A variety of palates, dietary preferences, and religious prescriptions are represented in Whole Foods Market's extensive holiday meal menu. Regardless of whether your desire is for Hanukkah Chicken Livers, glazed hams or vegan mushroom gravy, Whole Foods has you covered.

So pick up today's free Groupon, and reduce the likelihood that providing a bountiful holiday feast will force you to cannibalize your young. There's no better way to gorge yourself than with wholesome, healthy Whole Foods Market products. Just as the number muncher devours rows upon rows of multiples of 19, your jaw will methodically open and close as healthy natural and organic holiday foods continuously enter your digestive track, seasonally transformed into a highly efficient assembly line of endless feast processing.

To place your holiday dinner order click here, or visit or call the Whole Foods Market store near you.