Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon to French Cleaners in West Hartford. The professional fiber fresheners at French Cleaners uphold a steadfast stain-erasing tradition that is inching near its 100-year anniversary. The company's esteemed membership to the America's Best Cleaners and Green Business Bureau organizations ensures its distinct ability to preserve and protect upscale threads while minimizing negative impact on local stratospheres. Simply leave your most rumpled blazers ($10.65), shirts and blouses ($6.76–$8.92), slacks ($9.47), or sweaters ($8.60–$9.68) on your driveway to take advantage of French Cleaners' free pickup and delivery service, or send off your most rowdy seams to have them disciplined by the company's skilled, tough-loving alterations team.

Reviews

French Cleaners was voted the Second Best Dry Cleaner by the Hartford Advocate. It has a perfect five-star average from three Yelpers:

• They are simply the best, most careful and most professional dry cleaner I have ever used! – MJ W., Yelp
• If you have clothing you care about, bring it to French. When others have mangled, wrinkled or crumpled something of mine, French can usually make it better. They've worked wonders on stains for me as well. – Paul S.,Yelp