Some people are born to run, and some are born to scramble up and down walls and ceilings like a Tokay gecko. Unleash your inner lizard with today's Groupon to The Front Climbing Club in Salt Lake City and Ogden. Choose from two climbing options:

• For $29, you get a one-month membership (a $79 value).
• For $7, you get a one-day pass (up to a $14 value).

The Front Climbing Club allows stone-scalers an indoor environment where they can train, practice, and scratch their wall-ascending itch. Climbers can take their surmounting skills to one of the club's two spacious facilities, where they can hone their ability to scale their next-door neighbor's castle battlements before the next full moon. The club focuses on the art of bouldering, in which ropes are replaced by a crash pad to protect against injuries, allowing climbers to conquer walls with new equipment. For those with stringy sentiments, the club also offers top-rope climbing, and after an invigorating climb to the top, you may need a moment to quietly bask in your triumph over gravity, the most mean-spirited mass-attracting natural phenomenon.

Membership includes unlimited yoga and Pilates classes, as well as access to free-weights and cardio equipment, prepping muscles and organs for the upcoming grind upward. The knowledgeable staff will work with each climber and answer any questions, so don't be ashamed to inquire into how to intimidate the wall by trash-talking about its mother.