Before fun centers, American families enjoyed quality time by tilling fields, reading by candlelight, and secretly knitting the names of loyalist neighbors into their cravats. Declare your independence from boredom with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get your choice of three activities, plus a turbo card for 90 minutes of unlimited games and fun-house rides at Funfuzion at New Roc City (up to a $48.50 value), located in Westchester County. You must pick three different activities.

Funfuzion entertains adults, children, and childless college roommates alike with their wide selection of rides, video games, and other indoor activities. Mix and match your three activity credits among five popular amusements such as Roc’n Bowl, which returns bowling to its Studio 54 roots with flashing disco lights and music. Alternately, laser tag returns tag to its roots on the radioactive playgrounds of the Truman administration, but adds computerized sensor vests to tally points lost on the space-age battlefield. Fulfill a need for circuit-contained speed on the electric-powered go-kart speedway (riders must be at least 60” tall) or test your own black-light sensitivity during a round of glow-in-the-dark minigolf. Players who hate to spoil a neon-laden walk can opt for pool, where a well-sunk ball merely spares you the embarrassment of losing your wife to Robert Redford.

Today’s deal also scores players a game card good for 90 minutes of unlimited access to the fun house, which boasts hundreds of video and redemption games, as well as adrenaline-pumping rides such as a MaxFlight rollycoaster simulator and Space Shot––a 185 ft. rooftop tower launch (open seasonally). For the chronologically challenged thrill seeker, Funfuzion offers appropriately scaled kiddie rides such as a full-sized carousel and the Frog Hopper (a miniature version of the Space Shot). Riders of all ages and altitudes, who haven’t yet made the conversion to diesel, can fuel their fun tanks at the full-service food court, otherwise known as the Galaxy Café.

Reviews

Though there are no online reviews for Funfuzion, Yelpers give New Roc City, where Funfuzion is located, an average of 2.5 stars.