Statistically, the home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one night's stay in a luxury suite Sunday through Thursday (a $199 value) at Gateway Lodge Country Inn Resort & Spa in Cooksburg, Pennsylvania.

The Gateway Lodge ensconces visitors in the pines of enchanting Cook Forest. The lodge's luxurious suites are packed with amenities such as a body-braising jacuzzi and gas-powered fireplace, a plush robe to magisterially wear on the balcony, and a king-sized bed to plummet into, drunk on mead and feudal power. Guests wake up the next morning to a complimentary breakfast from the lodge's attached fine dining restaurant, and can slink over to its spa, or hit up the nearby Clarion River's invigorating hiking, fishing, clothes laundering, and canoeing offerings, before returning to the lodge for afternoon tea and snack.

Reviews

TripAdvisors give Gateway Lodge Country Inn Resort & Spa an average score of 4 owl eyes:

• The grounds and room were very nice. – scottpinkauto, TripAdvisor
• We had one of the rooms in the newer part of the lodge and loved the room. – steelpa, TripAdvisor