The family is the basic unit of society—yet, statistically, family members are the very people most likely to steal the extra Arch Deluxe you've been saving for all these years. Solidify family alliances and suss out enemies with today's Groupon: for $20, you get two buffets, two soft drinks, four bumper-car rides, four frog-hopper rides and two $5 game cards at GattiTown (a $50 value).

GattiTown's gameroom is stocked with more than 100 high-tech, non-violent games and bumper cars. Gamers can flex motor skills playing skee-ball and Route 66 mini bowling, or immerse themselves in virtual reality to flex imaginary muscles. Redeem racked-up GattiTown points for gifts, gizmos, and widgets at the Gatti Goods store before families engage engines with four rounds of bumper-car smashing, dressing up as the Crash Test Dummies.

GattiTown’s All-You-Care-To-Eat-And-Drink Buffet fills familial units with unlimited pizza, pasta, salads, and desserts. GattiTown sprang full-formed from the pepperoni'd loins of the Gatti’s Pizza empire, which first tested the human body’s pizza-storage capacity in 1964. Its pizza recipes are still inspired by Colonel Eure’s vision of real cheese and fresh ingredients—unlike Colonel Sanders, who long ago abandoned his vision to outfit all the men, women, and children in this great nation with black shoestring ties.

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The Evansville Courier & Press featured GattiTown Family Entertainment Center and more than 590 Facebookers are fans.