Modern males have approximately 60,000 thoughts per day, almost all of which revolve around whether a barbershop pole is peppermint- or spearmint-flavored. Scout out the site of man's oldest mystery with today's Groupon to GearHeads Haircuts for Men in St. Clair Shores. Choose between the following options:

• For $7, you get a men's or boy's haircut and wash (a $15 value).
• For $16, you get a men's haircut and color, including a wash (up to a $33 value).
  
  

GearHeads Haircuts for Men puts gents at ease with leather La-Z-Boys, flat-screen TVs, and a man-themed man cave teeming with stylists who specialize in men's and boy's crops. Sports buffs lunge or touchdown-dance in front of TVs at each styling station as shearers scrub and cleave locks into distinguished styles over the course of 10- to 20-minute sessions. Craftsman toolboxes stockpile coloring elixirs for weaving fresh hues through grays during roughly 10-minute coif renovations. Each guest snacks on a complimentary soda and chips before staffers lather up and shave necks, leaving skin feeling less bristly than sandpaper at a porcupine convention.