In addition to silencing tummies, restaurants give patrons a rare chance to enjoy meals served by a human being, rather than a court-appointed butler droid. Enjoy sentient service with today's Groupon: for $17, you get $35 worth of Chicago style pizza and drinks at Giordano's Restaurant and Pizzeria. Choose from the locations in Orlando, Lake Buena Vista, or Kissimmee.

Giordano's menu is loaded with not only their famous deep-dish pies, but also a wide selection of appetizers, salads, sandwiches, and pastas. Sliced-meal enthusiasts can choose either thin ($9.25 for 10-inch–$29.20 for 16-inch) or stuffed crust ($13.45 for 10-inch–$29.25 for 16-inch), which takes a bit longer to cook than its flatter mate, but creates a stronger foundation upon which to plant pepperoni blossoms in fertile mozzarella beds. Those in search of less circular delights can navigate the tasty corners of several classic sandwiches ($7.75–$8.95), including the chicken parmesan or philly beef, as well as pastas (small $7.95–$11.45; large $10.45–$ 14.45) such as fettuccini alfredo or mostaccioli.