Like cliff diving or ferret ownership, football is an endeavor best watched from the sidelines. Witness acts of bodily bravery with today’s deal to see a Lingerie Football League game featuring the Orlando Fantasy battling the Toronto Triumph at the Florida Citrus Bowl on Friday, January 13, at 9 p.m. Doors open at 8 p.m. Seating will be in lower-level sections 130–132. Choose between the following options:

• For $14, you get one ticket (up to a $37.90 value, including all fees).
• For $50, you get four tickets (up to a $151.60 value, including all fees).<p>

Hailed by NBC Sports’ Rick Chandler as the “fastest-growing pro sports league in the nation,” the Lingerie Football League pits padded squads of gridiron goddesses against each other during full-contact games of American football. Intense end-of-the-season drama swirls over the Citrus Bowl in the Fantasy’s last regular-season game before the playoffs that will send two teams to Las Vegas for the Lingerie Bowl during the Super Bowl halftime. Fans can line up on the edge of their lower-level seats as the Toronto Triumph clashes with division rival the Orlando Fantasy, a team notorious for using eyeblack as lipstick to achieve maximum intimidation. Running back Etta Paul leads a stacked Fantasy offensive attack, which went off for 36 points in the team’s season-opening victory against the Baltimore Charm.

Meanwhile, the Triumph storms into the Florida Citrus Bowl hungry for its first win. Quarterback and Ontario native Donna Paul disrupts opposing defenses with passes that sail over cornerbacks and safeties as silently as spy drones disguised as snowflakes.