Without audiences, unoccupied musicians would be forced to engage in their hobbies, such as macramé and incompetent lumberjacking. Prevent talent misdirection with today’s deal: for $20, you get $40 worth of Concert Cash, valid toward tickets for concerts at White River Amphitheatre in Auburn or Gorge Amphitheatre in George from Live Nation Entertainment.

One of the world’s leading live-entertainment companies, Live Nation connects millions of fans to thousands of performances across the globe. Today’s deal can be used for one or more selected Live Nation concerts at the open-air arenas of White River Amphitheatre in Auburn or Gorge Amphitheatre in George, providing fans with aural stimulation of all stripes, which fills ears more pleasantly than the aggressively atonal orchestras that roam the countryside. Upcoming concerts at White River Amphitheatre include such diverse performers as Lil Wayne and Def Leppard, and the Gorge Amphitheatre calendar contains Phish and Toby Keith, offering listeners a cornucopia of euphonic options.

Live Nation’s comprehensive fan guarantee ensures ticketholder satisfaction, and crack customer-service teams resolve any purchasing problems with practiced aplomb. With today’s deal, customers can buy up to two Groupons, crafting a carefully considered concert series or conducting a multistage survey of concession fare.