Professional hockey can only be played in a chilly rink glazed over with ice, just as professional bowling can only be played on slick lanes glazed over with donut icing. Witness puck-punishing action in the appropriate venue with this deal to see a Phoenix Coyotes game at Jobing.com Arena in Glendale. All seats will be in the 200 level. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get two tickets (up to an $80 value, including all Ticketmaster fees).
• For $78, you get four tickets (up to a $160 value, including all Ticketmaster fees).

For either ticket option, choose between the following games: * Against the Minnesota Wild on Thursday, March 8, at 7 p.m. * Against the Colorado Avalanche on Thursday, March 22, at 7 p.m.

The Phoenix Coyotes heat up home ice during two bone-rattling matchups at Jobing.com Arena in an attempt to improve their seeding in the Western Conference and glide full-force into the Stanley Cup playoffs. The Coyotes’ talented pack of puck pushers hunts down its third consecutive 40-win season under the tutelage of head coach Dave Tippett, whose quest for a shiny silver dish in which to store guacamole steers his team to victory. Chants delivered by the arena’s raucous fans energize squad captain Shane Doan, who glides alongside goal-scoring machine Radim Vrbata as the duo attempts to maintain their team’s cold tyranny over the Pacific Division with swift passes, speed-of-sound shots, and gentle camaraderie composed of deep, meaningful silence and smoldering eye contact.