Soccer, or football, puts its emphasis on the human foot, largely to keep it safe now that delinquent hands are using real rocks, paper, and scissors in their games. Keep feet from falling in with a bad crowd with today’s deal: for $30, you get a two-person package to see the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team play Honduras at Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens on Saturday, October 8, at 6 p.m. (a $60 total value). Doors open at 4:30 p.m. Each package includes:

• Two tickets for corner seats (a $50 value)
• One American flag (a $10 value)
  
  

Led by veteran players Clint Dempsey, Tim Howard, and Carlos Bocanegra, the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team faces off against CONCACAF rival Honduras. Holding an 11-3-3 series advantage against the Central American team dating back to 1965, the U.S. team will attempt to kick its way to victory like a kangaroo escaping the circus. With both teams angling for World Cup berths in 2014, the international friendly match will offer players and coaches a chance to size each other up in the vast Sun Life Stadium, which ensconces spectators in a patriotic red and blue color scheme. Today’s deal also includes an American flag, allowing fans to excitedly wave banners during dazzling plays or to carefully examine stars to ensure that Hawaii is, in fact, a state.