If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees, or someone has scrawled carpetbagger into the layer of grime on your car window, Goo-Goo Express Wash can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, $5 gets you The Works Wash, a $11 value. You'll get a fast, high-tech clean, polish, protectant, tire shine, and more. This Groupon isn't just great for sprucing up your own car: it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver.

Most people wait until their car develops its own ecosystem before deciding it's time to clean. Let the efficient robo-washers, with their sophisticated filtration system and total coverage, envelop the mess in their gentle cleansing arms. After driving through slushy snow and heavily salted roads, your vehicle can accumulate stuck-on gunk and ghostly salt stains. The Works Wash doubles your car's soapy coat to get off all the built-up gunk before rinsing it clean. A tri-color sealer polish and Clear Coat protectant are followed by a tire wash and shine, so roadside obstacles will scatter in fear of their unholy glow.

After your power air dry, you'll have unlimited access to Goo-Goo's free vacuums, perfect for sucking up soggy french fries and breaded duck-liver crumbs lurking under floor mats. Instead of racing against the clock with coin-fed vacuum systems, you'll be able to lavish meticulous attention on every car nook and auto cranny. Because Goo-Goo has more than 30 high-powered vacuums with luxuriously long hoses, you won't have to wait on a unit or feel any pressure to hastily finish.

You never know when you might have to drive your boss to a court date or Candy Land tournament. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apology during your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you.

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CityVoter named Goo-Goo as the Best Car Wash in Cleveland in 2009.